9 WORDS WOMEN USE

I got this on my email and I thought that this is mostly true so I wanted to share this with you. Have a good laugh! :D

1. Fine: This is the word women use to
end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

2 . Five Minutes: If she is getting
dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if
you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before
the storm.. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments
that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.

4 . Go Ahead: This is a dare, not
permission. Don't Do It!

5 . Loud Sigh: This is actually a word,
but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh
means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for
the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the
most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she
wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do
not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying
F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has
told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later
result in a man asking "What's wrong?"
For the woman's response refer to #3.